semiplant:

hell yea you want a transparent sleepy eren on your blog, hell yea
what-the-hells-going-on:

ho-ho-holy-shit-its-christmas:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

what-the-hells-going-on:

I JUST DROPPED MY STRAIGHTENER IN THE SINK HELP WHAT DO I DO

I PULLED IT OUT BUT NOW ITS MAKING DEMON NOISES

IM AFRAID TO UNPLUG IT WHAT IF IT SHOCKS ME

IM GONNA UNPLUG IT HERE GOES

I UNPLUGGED IT BUT ITS STILL MAKING DEMON SOUNDS

your url makes a disturbing amount of sense right now.

STOP REBLOGGING THIS I ALMOST DIED

heckacute:

She loved sweets so I tried my hand at making her some brownies. I say “loved” because she died. She died from eating the brownies I made. I had no idea that she was so allergic to bees. 

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"I’m fine playing the role of the aberrant who would murder anyone who stands in my way. Because I would choose the hell of killing people over that of being devoured by titans. Because at the very least all of humanity won’t need take part of it."

candyredterezii:

I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS

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See what your followers thinks of you.

magiofkou:

BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you

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Anonymous asked: Dear Papa Erwin, how was your visit to the capital?

papaerwin:

imageThe Survey Corps got funding.

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thatguyprince:

canadianslut:

I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like thisimage

SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO

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meganhannaman:

world’s okayest friend

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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

im-batman-in-a-dress:

breakfastburritoe:

mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon

WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????

image

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princestingy:

princestingy:

tumblr said they were gonna delete all NON-LAZYTOWN BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

image

image

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