She loved sweets so I tried my hand at making her some brownies. I say “loved” because she died. She died from eating the brownies I made. I had no idea that she was so allergic to bees.
I fucking LOVE earth day Im going to stick a TREE up my ASS
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I hate you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
NONE: nobody likes you
Anonymous asked: Dear Papa Erwin, how was your visit to the capital?
The Survey Corps got funding.
I wish my name was Zoe so I could introduce myself like this
SHE WILL NEVER BE PABLO
world’s okayest friend
mascara is supposed to make your eyes look bigger but a real beauty tip is having eyes at 9 in the afternoon
WHAT THE FUCK AM I MISSING????????
tumblr said they were gonna delete all NON-LAZYTOWN BLOGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!